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[3-February-2006]

Brown Noser vs Lick Arse

Filed under: “Quotes” — @ 3:46 EST

Once, after I used the American term “Brown Noser”, I had an unusual conversation with my mother in law. Her argument was that the Irish equivalent, Lick Arse, was much less disagreeable. My point was that you’d have to use your tongue on someone’s arse. Her point was that Brown Noser fully specified where the nose went, but Lick Arse never mentions where the tongue would go. It could be any part of the arse, not necessarily a part that would make it brown.

I conceded her point.

[27-May-2005]

Packin’ a Bat

Filed under: “Quotes” — @ 13:38 EDT

Gregg was saying that when they were out at Metabolex installing our software, Mike “had” to work with an attractive female for most of the time he was there. I said “Yeah, but it’s San Francisco, so she might have been a man”. So Jason says: “Yeah, she might have been packin’ a bat”.



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